"How Darest Thou Accuseth Me of
Shirting My Responsibilities, O Ye
of Much Knavish Punkarsery! I
Challengeth Thee to a Dual-Rinse
Cycle! Preparest Thyself to Have
Me Kicketh Thine Hinder Like a
Continual Staticky Reminder!"; OzwinEVCG; #HalfdressedForSuccess