Rasputin

Jesus on crack?

The methiah.

Bro sat next to Jesus in school

Actually not sure since he did ✨other stuff✨ with women that weren't his wife so....

Hagrid if he was a crack addict

bro has not slept, showered, or seen the sun in 500 years

Average Russian be like

XD

Rob zombie but he’s an actual zombie and decaying from a sleep deprived soul

caveman from 10,000 BCE lookin ass

Ok done

You did not-

I did-

The methiah.

Sirius black went back to azkaban because he was on crack

He hasn’t brushed for so long that if he did, he would have to be revived by eating five pounds of dirt.

mandela catalogue

Stop sleeping with the Russian Tzar’s wife my dude

Nah only bitch he could pull is the tzar bomba

Nah, that girl decided to unalive before seeing him

SO BEAUTIFUL

Rasputin,
You may have been able to survive getting shot but the gals you pulled were ugly as shit