tomfoolery innit?

I have two uncle bobs actually

My maths teacher once said “bob is your uncle”

I do not have an uncle Bob.

I have 6 uncles

And ain't non of em "bob"-

I have 2 uncles and neither are named bob

*none

You know you said no in French, right?

Yes

...but I'm not french so I had to correct myself

Did you get Imgflip Pro?

Perhaps

Nice. I have never had that. Do you enjoy it?

Yeah

I do have a uncle named bob

it means there you have it like this: You go in there place the device and boom Bob's your uncle