The Russian Roomba

😉
Peace.

He does look hopping mad ! :~)

I found one on Facebook marketplace 💀

Careful opening the box ! :~)

I dare you to step on it.

I think you mean 'active' it ! :~)

Me: *Names my Roomba 'Active'*
Active: *Eats a cat*
Me: Where'd it go?
Passerby: ***Active ate it.***
"Active ate it", like "Activate it", yeah?
[Bad joke]

Single use

Me wanna one

Use it 'correctly' and it will last you a lifetime ! :~)