Why not

Potato: hi daddy

Traveler: Erh

Potato: wanna fffff.... fight...

Traveler: ...

Potato: *he’s holding a bottle of alcohol*

Saike: I'll have a go

Traveler: *takes one step forward*

Saike: Just a heads up, you’ll probably win

*unsheaths kuroba*

*teleports infront of him and punches him straight into the face, then teleports around him punching him*

*Then he teleports away*

Saike: Ow…

*slashes dark energy at him*

*teleports infront of him*

Saike: *tries slashing kuroba at him*

*teleports behind him, grabs his neck from behind and starts levitating in the air*

Saike: St- storm!

*a blood hurricane rages around them, and shards of crystal blood fly around*

*he doesn't let go"

Saike: *turns that part of his body to pure blood, and then kicks him away*

Byrd: Alright you cowboy cosplayer. Let’s fight!

Traveler: Come

Byrd: You better get rea- Actually, hold up. Lemme stretch.

Traveler: *just stands there with his hands behind his back*

*30 seconds later, Byrd finished stretching.*
Byrd: Done! Now come at me!

*he stretches his neck and cracks his knuckles*

*A white aura appears around him, his eyes glow white*

*Byrd prepares to block any upcoming attacks*

*he simply starts walking*

Byrd: … wow…

*he gets closer and close*

Byrd: … actually you know what? Hit me with what you got.

X: COME ON THEN

Traveler: *a white aura appears around him, his eyes glow white*

X: Come on, you take the first hit

*he teleports Infront of x, and punches him in the face, launching him far away*

X: Oh SHI- *Claws into the ground to slow himself down*

Interitus: Hello there.

Traveler: ...

*The skies are galaxy purple, the stars are visible due to their bright light, and something isn’t right*

*Traveler looks around*