bro got the Pepsi ball

POV me and my intrusive thoughts when no one is looking

Ngl, I took a bite outa one….

Hey bozo

these footballs are the epitome of intrusive thought

You sure about that?

alright elementary school intrusive thought

in 2nd grade I saw a kid eat the whole thing behind a slide at recess.

Did he at least season it with wood chips?

no this kid just ate it. it was kinda impressive tbh