Oh god…

Do you want to join the KPA for 10 years in a binding contract?

Da f**k is that?

What do you guys have in there besides weapons?

Fervent hatred of U.S. imperialism

Bro I’m an American…

It’s ok, you can redeem your sin by joining the KPA for 10 years in a binding contract.

kys

were you the one responsible for the jfk assassination

Does it look like I have a Time Machine?

yes

I forgor where I put it

its in your garage

It broken :( (but yet again I bought it at Walmart)

:(

give me ur number :>

damn

And I’m not even good at remembering either lol

dementia:

I’m a guy by the way

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That will make him rethink his life

Oh, better idea

Join the U.S Army

Why?

I forgor

Damn y’all mutha f**kas as going crazy with the comments and it’s been atleast 5 minutes