POV: Saike got hit by an anvil

Rizu: ouch… you okay?

Saike: ???

Rizu: and the worst part was that Collector was a catboy -_-

Saike: WHAAAAA

(I wonder is evilish would draw that…)

Rizu: but the BEST part was…. DATA WAS THE MOTHERF**KING BATMAN

Saike: Whos data

Rizu: one of collector’s daughters *shows him a pic of Data*

Saike: oh ok

Rizu: ye, she is pretty… chaotic

Saike: Huh

Rizu: I wonder if there’s a way to stop those weirdass dreams…

Saike: Drugs?

Rizu: nah that’ll make them worse, and they’re awful for my body

Saike: Ok

Rizu: …you got hit by an anvil

Saike: Oh

Rizu: how did you not notice an ANVIL FELL ON YOUR HEAD!?

Saike: Idk

Rizu: ._. AM I DREAMING AGAIN-

Saike: No

Rizu: sorry, I’ve been having some weirdass dreams lately -_-

Saike: Huh

Rizu: like one Milo became a anime character and Hakai and I were a Unicorn

Caelum: I think you got hit by an anvil

Saike: Really?

Astra: s h o r t

Saike: No! >:(

Astra: yes >:)

Saike: No! I’m taller! >:(

Astra: you sure about that?

Saike: Yea I- wait how… HOW AM I SMOL

Astra: and now you see why I said "s h o r t"

Saike: Well I’m usually taller >:(

Saike: I’ll headpat you for making fun of me >:(

Astra: dude you can't even reach my waist, let alone my head.

Saike: >>>>:(((((

Astra: :/

Saike: When I get back to normal height…

Astra: wait how tall are you normally

Saike: Uhhhh 7’3

Astra:

Saike: Hey! It’s true!

Astra: *blank skeptical stare*

Saike: You’ll see! In 3 days, meet here >:(

Astra: I'll see that you're 5'2 or shorter :/

Saike: Hey! No! I’m not that short

(He’s 5’9, also how talls astra?)

(5'5 -_-)

Saike: *headpats* Haha I told you

Astra: it's four f*cking inches

Saike: Hey, it’s longer

But on a real note, hahaha

Astra: >:(

Saike: >:)