yo, ever heard of W A L K I N G A T A N O R M A L S P E E D ?

that, or two randos kissing IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRICKING HALLWAY

i just tell them: that's pretty cool, but next time, keep it to yourself

yeah
tbf it's not the kissing that's the problem, it's the fact that they're blocking the way
like, at least do it on the side rather than the middle so that people can actually get to where they need to go to

at that point i just run through them and knock em down like bowling pins

lol
i'm too weak and fragile unfortunately
that and i just hate physical contact

too fragile to make physical contact

it's not because i'm fragile, it's because whenever someone touches me my first thought is that they're tryna kill me or smth