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ACCORDING TO THE LATEST SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC STATEMENT FROM THE BOEBERT CAMPAIGN, LAUREN BOEBERT DID NOT PUNCH HER EX-HUSBAND IN THE FACE; -WHICH IMMEDIATELY REMINDS ME OF THE DENIALS ISSUED FOLLOWING THE BEETLEJUICE INCIDENT BUT BEFORE THE SURVEILLANCE VIDEO LANDED IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE; SO YEAH... ODDS ARE SHE TOTALLY PUNCHED HER EX-HUSBAND IN THE FACE
