THE LEFTIST BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF OF M.I.T. ATTACKED THE WIFE OF A CRITIC WITH CHARGES OF PLAGIARISM OF HER EARLY WORK. THE CRITIC THEN ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS USING AN A.I. TO REVIEW ALL OF THE WORK OF THOSE LEFTISTS OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR ENTIRE ACADEMIC CAREERS. WE NOW KNOW WHAT A SIMULTANEOUS GROUP BUTT-HOLE PUCKER SOUNDS LIKE.