Bruno Mars temp

I forgot 💀

no way

Good because I dreamed about some hoes-

But fr I had no dreams as usual 😔

Fun fact you didn’t have no dreams you just forgor them
Average person has up to 8 dreams a night and they just forgor

No like I was just in a black void for the whole sleeptime

Oh damn

damn

i dreamed abt going to different countries and then i got arrested smh

GOT DAMN

AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG

😭😭😭

LMFAOAOOAO WTH

I'M UNDER ARREST FOR NOTHING IT'S SO ANNOYING

racism:

yuh
they found out my heritage it was game over

LMAOAO

they was like "hmm.. you african? get your ass to jail"

you're african? COOL :DDD

the disrespect was immense

smh

yes maam

i was born in the us but ppl just assume i wasnt

real

oh damn what

no ppl be like "oh where r u from" and im like "[enter my home state]"

and theyre like "no where are u REALLY from"

yuh
im from morocco

OOOO THATS AWESOME

LMAO WHAT

bro during world cup everyone would bring their flags to represent their country and i came with the moroccan flag on one of the days they were playing and so many people were like "wait you're NOT brazilian?" or "you're not hispanic?!"

LMFAOAOOAOA

Me irl but instead of jail it would be death penalty:

LMAO WHAT

The government doesn't take too kindly to Natives 🧍

they on your ass

Fr

didn’t sleep

damn
why

idk

purple 🤭

AIN'T NO WAY

i'm kidding 😭

that's crazy
i had a dream abt going to different countries and then i got arrested

damn
I just dreamed about the world ending and idk how but I managed to find you, purple and crossbones in the wasteland and we had to survive together
but we would leave crossbones in danger all the time to mess with him

LMAOOO W DREAM

yeah but purple had us save him every time

nah what

bro how'd we put him in danger though

bcuz like the world ended because of a nuclear war and there was a bunch of radiation and shit and a bunch of animals and humans got infected
so now there were zombies that could climb, run and mimic the voices of others, wolfs that had three heads and were much bigger and there were stuff like oversized bugs like spiders and centipedes who could spit venom
so essentially, we would go out and look for materials and sometimes when we see something like that, we get it's attention before pushing crossbones to them

damn i would not give a shit abt a baby lemme bffr

damn I have a weak spot for babies

dang

now if i heard a hot man i'd be running

if I heard Eminem or Tupac 😔

eminem or bruno it's over

BRUNO BRO

if I heard Jasmine from Aladdin

LMAO WE'RE SO REAL FOR THAT

not but let's bffr if that were to happen i would die within 2 seconds

same

like i'd hear someone's voice and go running towards them

fr like if I hear a baby crying, i: over for 'e

me*

i wouldn't have even ran if i heard jasmine i would've just busted on the spot