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What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f**k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f**ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f**king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you go***mn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f**king dead, kiddo.

Sandy is my queen. Her tight squirrel body is so sexy I can't even think of it without coming. I haven't lost my virginity in 24 years of life because I can only lose it to her. One day I'm going to meet her and she'll become my owner. She'll keep me in a cage and let me out only to have sex. I can't even imagine. She would take me out of my cage and tie me to a table. She'd talk dirty to me in her sexy goofy voice. I'd have already come at that point and she would shit in my mouth as a punishment. "Do you like it, loser?", she'd taunt me as I almost choke in her godly brownies. After emptying her bowel into my throat she'd cut off my limbs and put them into a blender and make a smoothie. She'd force me to drink my mortal flesh while stroking my firetruck-red cock. I'd come with such force that my cum would turn into plasma. She'd bite my balls with her sexy squirrel teeth as a punishment for coming too quickly. Then she'd bandage my bloody stumps and put me in a baby cradle, treating me like her own squirrel baby. "Aww, you're so cute. Want some mommy milk, my love?" She'd make her breast milk my only source of food. I would not be able to resist anything she'd do to me because I'm limbless. I would become her live sex toy. After a day of loving she'd put me in the cradle, kiss me on the forehead, and say "Goodnight, sweetie." I'd sleep well, knowing that tomorrow I would get to serve her again, be her slave, be her pet.
I love you Sandy.

Goodbye. I’ll see you all in hell or wherever i go. AndrewFinlayson post banned me 24 hours for making a homophobic joke, then proceeded to stalk me across my alt and main then 24 hour comment banned me to hide the evidence that he did anything. Therefore i am likely commiting suicide or never coming back to this shitty 1984 again.

Did you know? Lopunny were hand-crafted by Arceus Herself to be perfect sexual partners for humans? It's been discovered their extremely frequent heat cycles are in fact similar in time scale to human women's menstruation cycles and while their desire to mate drives them to seek out any suitable male, invariably their increased vigorousness during coupling leads to exhaustion of their partners and the Lopunny being left unable to satisfy their needs - a problem not encountered when a Lopunny selects a human, due to the increased stamina potential of human males. And that's not the end of it, their biological development has left them with both narrower va**nal passages than the overall average sized passage yet led to more muscly, stronger-walled passages than the average, meaning that even the most unimpressive male endowment will almost-certainly be more than enough to give his partner an incredibly memorable time and satisfying encounter. And even if the Lopunny is impregnated during every cycle, with the natural resistance of pokémon to injury and the like, she can carry the kitten to term and give birth and her va**nal passages will still stay as tight as the day she evolved. This heady combination of super elasticity and dense musculature has given rise to an almost prehensile-like ability of the va**nal walls to mould to every groove and ridge of their lover's phallus completely, with many female Lopunny eventually shunning males of all pokémon species in favour of sating their biological urges and desires in the arms of their trainers. Unsubstantiated reports surface every so often from anonymous males stating they similarly have stopped seeking human couplings, citing Lopunny's clear superiority over human women as reason.