ik, some real advice then. Find someone who likes what you do. Bond through a single thing. While you do that thing or hobby ask about them. You know their lives, what they like. Expand yourself to them. Make sure it is about them not you. Then repeat, learn more about them. Do everything possible to be nice, to be kind. To show how much they mean to you. Connect through even more hobbies. This takes at least 1-3 years but it makes fine friends