Rule 0: Don't f**k with cats.Rule 1: You don't talk about /b/. Explanation Rule 2: You DON'T talk about /b/.Rule 3: We are Anonymous. Explanation Rule 4: We are legion. Explanation Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget. Explanation Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. Explanation Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver. Explanation Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting. ExplanationÂ
Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban. Explanation Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army. Explanation Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. Explanation Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you. Explanation Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else. Explanation Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. Explanation Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail. Explanation Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. Explanation Rule 17: Every win fails eventually. Explanation Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated. Explanation Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. Explanation Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.Rules 21–24: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it's no longer original. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality. Every post is always a repost of a repost. Explanation Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents. Explanation Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet. Explanation Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours. Explanation Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture. Explanation Rule 33: Lurk more—it's never enough. Explanation Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.Rule 36: No matter how f**ked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).Explanation Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here—not even the sky.
