My return…

A dog is tied to a 2m rope. His food bowl is in the corner of the families 10m garden, fenced off with a large 2m fence.
The family go on a one week holiday, and leave the dog tied in the garden, to be safe. When they arrive, the dog is alive, despite being tied up
How is this possible?

because the dog ate his own semen

Sorry! Not quite

i survived in that exact situation the exact same way wtf

Okay what the actual f**kity f**k?

im not tellin you how i got into that situation but i remember clearly i had to eat my semen and the tip of my pp to survive so ur riddle is wrong

Right well okay then
The *intended* answer to the riddle is not that

riddles broken

OH
ITS A CAT NAMED DOG

Again, nope

He's in the corner with the food

Nope
Close tho

someone else fed him or he could reach the food anyway

Nope!

the family fed him because they never left the house or he ate the corpse of little jimmy

Sorry, incorrect!

oh ik the rope isn't attached to anything

BINGO!!!! There we go, enjoy your mid, don’t f**king destroy the stream

LESGOOOOOO
Ty, great riddle

Thanks bro
Enjoy mod

damn

he already ate before

Bope

he’s on the other side of the fence

No lol

Jesus

the rope isnt attached to anything?

Yep!
Mod spot is taken, but well done