I have a soul punisher

Damn someone give me a side effect or something

no

You constantly hear the voice of every soul punished

So like motivation

No
Hearing ghastly moans all the time in your ears is not fun

He can walk anywhere, even on water, at any speed, and immediately knows your current location. His only mission is to track you down and kill you. The positive part is he's starting in an alternate dimension.

I can souk punish him though

Oh, and did I forget to tell you that the soul punisher is illegal

Guns

I meant immortal not illegal why autocorrect silly

i can eat

You cant shit

i can end the "first person to comment" memes

No side effects

haha

The whole world will know, and it will have a negative effect on you. Protesters will start raiding your house because you ended them all.

i can make anything i want turn yellow

It smells like piss

I can cook meals suited for gods

out of your own children

I see this as a win!

I can f**k anyone I want without repercussion, whether fictional or non fictional

uhhh you die tomorrow

NOOOOOOO

I can shapeshift

But your face stays the same like ditto

shapeshifting

Shape shifting

It's permanent

K

Me can teleport

I can rape anyone and not go to jail /j

You are being followed a very slow snail that will erase you from really if touch

You have to do it the other way after

The whole world knows

Ima accept this one but ima also accept the first except i cant rrally choose the side effect sooo

i can marry any fictional character i like

But they are still fictional

yes

there is no downside or side effect

but you cant get pregenantete or cum

im a woman

thats why i did both

actually ykw
i saw u as the first reply and children cring

you become allergic to pleasant smells

But you have to live with a cat

i already replied to myself >:3

I know
But silly side effect though

i'd like that