Egg-alomaniac: do I have to do this..? Edgyhead: yes. It's for content.

X: You look pretty strong? Up for a fight

Egg-alomaniac: not really...
I don't feel like killing people today.

X: Oh theres no way you're killing me

Egg-alomaniac: yeah... because I'm not going to fight you. Now please leave me alone...

X: Ugh, fine, *Fades out of existence*

Hakai: You look just like me

Egg-alomaniac: maybe...

Well let me know if you need somewhere to stay, alright?

Hakai: Okay!

Egg-alomaniac: where do you think your creator got the look from? Edgyhead took the crystal of destruction from my timeline after I turned it into a wasteland, and fused us into one being. Very similar to the way EC did with you...

Hakai: *Gasps in excitement* SO COOL!

Egg-alomaniac: it was very painful...
But I deserve it for what I did...

Hakai: *Hugs Egg-alomaniac* You are a cool person to me!

Egg-alomaniac: ...
*he pats her on the back*

Say... your father threw you out...
Didn't he?

Hakai: I… don’t remember my old life too much

Egg-alomaniac: I mean Collector, not your old dad...

Hakai: Wait how do you know about that!?!

Egg-alomaniac: Edgyhead doesn't miss much with the Reality Ruby, and he often shares his info with the people close to him... Anyways...

If you don't have a place to stay...

I could try to see if...

I could get you a room in the Reality Palace... Edgyhead can be crazed and wild at times, but he will help someone if they need it...

Hakai: I don’t think my dad would like to hear this… but if this goes well then maybe we could stop the feud?

Traveler: Who the

Egg-alomaniac: ah.
I've heard quite a bit about you...

Traveler: And what about me?

Egg-alomaniac: you're very...
Interesting.

Traveler: And what makes me interesting?

Traveler: And what makes me interesting?

Supernova: …hello?

Egg-alomaniac: yes?

Supernova: …hi. Who are you?

Siempre: have you ever met Dust sans

Egg-alomaniac: I've heard about him.

Siempre: you look a lot like him

(Egg-alomaniac is pretty much the dust sans of Eggy AUs)

Milo: Weaw did u get dos shoes?

Egg-alomaniac: they're custom made...

Milo: Oooh, can I sit on youwr hed?

Egg-alomaniac: ...
*sigh* alright.
*he picks him up and sets him on his head*

Milo: Yeeeeee