You don't have to I'm just bored

Matt: um excuse me what are you doing in my house? Are you one of mercury's friends?

Ruby: oh? I wasn’t aware I was in someone’s house. Forgive me

Matt: no no you're staying right here

Ruby: o..kay

*turns off lights and turns on lamp to make it look like an interrogation*

Matt: explain everything

Ruby: …what?

Matt: *slams table ace attorney style*

Matt: WHO ARE YOU, HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE, AND ARE YOU AFTER ARES?

Ruby: ._. I have many titles, The Goddess of Magic, The Successor to Ultimum, but I prefer to go by Ruby. I have just found myself here, I tend to wander. And I have no idea who that is.

Matt: oh you don't? Oh okay let's keep it that way

Ruby: okay

Ruby: I have never heard of this

Matt: well you're speaking to a victim

Ruby: oh…

Matt: yeah the only reason I'm still around is the fact I'm a soulless

Ruby: what are those?

Matt: Basically back in the underworld, if a body has a consciousness but is sent without a soul, they're around but with no emotion.

Ruby: interesting

Matt: yeah. The only reason I have emotions are cause of the God inside of me

Ruby: okay

Matt: anyways what's your goal?

Ruby: I just want to be with my family again, it’s the whole reason why I came back to this era…

Matt: family huh? I never met my dad and my mom was a horrible person. I wish you good luck and hope they were better parents than mines ever were

Ruby: okay

Matt: however, you said you were a goddess?

Ruby: thank you. And I’m sorry.

Matt: no problem

*Puts away lamp and opens door*

Matt: oh and if you hear any rumors about the God of war vessel, come here

Ruby: I am, though I would prefer if I wasn’t… but that’s just what the universe made me

Matt:...you know God's and goddesses can be stabbed with knives and ejected their essence into mortals to take over their soul?

Potato: what species are you

Ruby: I am half Inkla, a quarter Andromedan Elf, and a quarter human

Potato: cool cool… I’m a potato

Ruby: I can… see that

Potato: I have no idea how I work

Traveler: Some how you're my son

Potato: no idea daddy!

Ruvi: woa, yu got tall ruby!

Ruby: ah, you must be talking about the child or “smol” version of myself, she is still here, I am from a different time period, child.

Rubi: oh... oki.

Ruby: though in a way I am the same child you know, just bigger

*Vernon Logan is thrown through a pane of glass and lands near Ruby.*
Vernon: ow... ow...

Ruby: are… you alright?

Vernon: not really, but I kinda was trained for shit like this..

Ruby: okay…

Vernon: anyways, who are you?

Ruby: you may call me Ruby

Vernon: Name's Vernon.

Ruby: Nice to meet you.

Vernon: Any clue where I am right now?

Ruby: no. I haven't been here in eons.

Vernon: oh great, not only do I not know what I'm walking into, I could be ambushed and butchered at a moments notice.