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Zad | ACCIDENTALLY GOT IN SOME TROUBLE WITH MY CUZ ON CHRISTMAS

SO WE HAD BIG FAMILY GATHERING FOR CHRISTMAS, I’M TALKING EXTENDED FAMILY LIKE 6 SETS OF COUSINS, YOU KNOW, THE WORKS. AND I(16M) WAS HAVING AN INSATIABLE DESIRE TO ABSOLUTELY BASH MY MEATSWORD BUT THERE WAS ONE BATHROOM AND IT HAD TO FREQUENT OF TRAFFIC I WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TIME TO FIND SOME A-TIER TOP NOTCH PORNOGRAPHY. MY COUSINS (18F) ROOM WAS DOWNSTAIRS AND LIKE AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE HOUSE RIGHT, IT WAS A GARAGE THEY RENOVATED OR SUM SHIT LIKE THAT. NOBODY WAS IN THERE IT HAD NO TRAFFIC GOING IN OR OUT SO I WAS LIKE “BET THIS WILL BE A GOOD SPOT TO RUB ONE OUT” SO I FOUND SOME HOT ASS LATINAS ON THE HUB AND GOT TO WORK.
OUT OF NO WHERE CUZ COMES IN WELL I’M STANDING THERE CHOKING MY CHICKEN PANTS AT MY ANKLES. AT FIRST SHE RECOILS AND GOES “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK” THEN SHE KINDA JUST DIDN’T LEAVE. SHE WAS LIKE LOOKING AT ME AND MY MIGHTY HAMMER. SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD TOUCH IT, AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WTF… BUT THEN I WAS LIKE “SHE KINDA BAD FOR SOMEONE WITH AUTISM” SO I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH GO AHEAD. SHE SHUT THE DOOR AND CAME OVER AND FLICKED MY DONG I WAS LIKE HUH WTF IS THIS THEN QUICK AS A PERCY JACKSON LIGHTING BOLT SHE GOBBLED UP MY LITTLE FELLOW AND WENT TO TOWN LUBRICATING AND STIMULATING MY SAUSAGE. I BUSTED A LOAD SO QUICK IT WAS LIKE BELLLS RINGING THROUGH MY HEAD.

IT’S BEEN 4 DAYS AND SHE KEEPS HITTING ME UP ON SNAPCHAT WHAT DO I DO

TLDR: MY CUZ CUAGHT ME CHOKING MY CHICKEN AND ENDED UP SLOPPING MY TOP AND WANTS TO CONTINUE DOING SO. | image tagged in zad | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Inactive_Gnib_Jr
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You know it’s bad when potat hits you with that skull emoji
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ACCIDENTALLY GOT IN SOME TROUBLE WITH MY CUZ ON CHRISTMAS SO WE HAD BIG FAMILY GATHERING FOR CHRISTMAS, I’M TALKING EXTENDED FAMILY LIKE 6 SETS OF COUSINS, YOU KNOW, THE WORKS. AND I(16M) WAS HAVING AN INSATIABLE DESIRE TO ABSOLUTELY BASH MY MEATSWORD BUT THERE WAS ONE BATHROOM AND IT HAD TO FREQUENT OF TRAFFIC I WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TIME TO FIND SOME A-TIER TOP NOTCH PORNOGRAPHY. MY COUSINS (18F) ROOM WAS DOWNSTAIRS AND LIKE AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE HOUSE RIGHT, IT WAS A GARAGE THEY RENOVATED OR SUM SHIT LIKE THAT. NOBODY WAS IN THERE IT HAD NO TRAFFIC GOING IN OR OUT SO I WAS LIKE “BET THIS WILL BE A GOOD SPOT TO RUB ONE OUT” SO I FOUND SOME HOT ASS LATINAS ON THE HUB AND GOT TO WORK. OUT OF NO WHERE CUZ COMES IN WELL I’M STANDING THERE CHOKING MY CHICKEN PANTS AT MY ANKLES. AT FIRST SHE RECOILS AND GOES “DUDE WHAT THE F**K” THEN SHE KINDA JUST DIDN’T LEAVE. SHE WAS LIKE LOOKING AT ME AND MY MIGHTY HAMMER. SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD TOUCH IT, AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WTF… BUT THEN I WAS LIKE “SHE KINDA BAD FOR SOMEONE WITH AUTISM” SO I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH GO AHEAD. SHE SHUT THE DOOR AND CAME OVER AND FLICKED MY DONG I WAS LIKE HUH WTF IS THIS THEN QUICK AS A PERCY JACKSON LIGHTING BOLT SHE GOBBLED UP MY LITTLE FELLOW AND WENT TO TOWN LUBRICATING AND STIMULATING MY SAUSAGE. I BUSTED A LOAD SO QUICK IT WAS LIKE BELLLS RINGING THROUGH MY HEAD. IT’S BEEN 4 DAYS AND SHE KEEPS HITTING ME UP ON SNAPCHAT WHAT DO I DO TLDR: MY CUZ CUAGHT ME CHOKING MY CHICKEN AND ENDED UP SLOPPING MY TOP AND WANTS TO CONTINUE DOING SO.
angelicallylaleconparticuliere
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Viracism
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Couldn’t read it, looked at the description, and realized it’s the same damn cooypasta from the five discord servers
Inactive_Gnib_Jr
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What else would it be
The_shotgun_the_OG
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Oop

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[deleted] M
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please tell me this is fake
Inactive_Gnib_Jr
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Of course it is
[deleted] M
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Phew
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its so real
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maybe to you
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ACCIDENTALLY GOT IN SOME TROUBLE WITH MY CUZ ON CHRISTMAS SO WE HAD BIG FAMILY GATHERING FOR CHRISTMAS, I’M TALKING EXTENDED FAMILY LIKE 6 SETS OF COUSINS, YOU KNOW, THE WORKS. AND I(16M) WAS HAVING AN INSATIABLE DESIRE TO ABSOLUTELY BASH MY MEATSWORD BUT THERE WAS ONE BATHROOM AND IT HAD TO FREQUENT OF TRAFFIC I WOULDN’T HAVE HAD TIME TO FIND SOME A-TIER TOP NOTCH PORNOGRAPHY. MY COUSINS (18F) ROOM WAS DOWNSTAIRS AND LIKE AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE HOUSE RIGHT, IT WAS A GARAGE THEY RENOVATED OR SUM SHIT LIKE THAT. NOBODY WAS IN THERE IT HAD NO TRAFFIC GOING IN OR OUT SO I WAS LIKE “BET THIS WILL BE A GOOD SPOT TO RUB ONE OUT” SO I FOUND SOME HOT ASS LATINAS ON THE HUB AND GOT TO WORK. OUT OF NO WHERE CUZ COMES IN WELL I’M STANDING THERE CHOKING MY CHICKEN PANTS AT MY ANKLES. AT FIRST SHE RECOILS AND GOES “DUDE WHAT THE F**K” THEN SHE KINDA JUST DIDN’T LEAVE. SHE WAS LIKE LOOKING AT ME AND MY MIGHTY HAMMER. SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD TOUCH IT, AT FIRST I WAS LIKE WTF… BUT THEN I WAS LIKE “SHE KINDA BAD FOR SOMEONE WITH AUTISM” SO I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH GO AHEAD. SHE SHUT THE DOOR AND CAME OVER AND FLICKED MY DONG I WAS LIKE HUH WTF IS THIS THEN QUICK AS A PERCY JACKSON LIGHTING BOLT SHE GOBBLED UP MY LITTLE FELLOW AND WENT TO TOWN LUBRICATING AND STIMULATING MY SAUSAGE. I BUSTED A LOAD SO QUICK IT WAS LIKE BELLLS RINGING THROUGH MY HEAD. IT’S BEEN 4 DAYS AND SHE KEEPS HITTING ME UP ON SNAPCHAT WHAT DO I DO TLDR: MY CUZ CUAGHT ME CHOKING MY CHICKEN AND ENDED UP SLOPPING MY TOP AND WANTS TO CONTINUE DOING SO.