Why isn't this already a thing? And don't say "disable comments" or "block user", that's missing the point

Bro I would have no comments

Sounds like you could benefit from a different audience.

Ehh, I don't really need an audience at all. I rather just make my memes and go

That is the smartest thing I've ever heard in the imgflip comments

Yeah, I have a whole stream I made to myself because no one posts or comments. That's where I put most of my memes so I can download them for latef

You can do that without posting them

It makes things easier

Wouldn’t people abuse it really quickly?

I don't see how selectively prohibiting people from commenting on your own memes qualifies as abuse.

I mean people can do it to ANYONE, leading to abuse

The mods with security guard syndrome would take offense if one of their alts that are used to troll would be silenced.

Good point, although mod abuse is another more problematic issue. Mods can unban their alts in streams they moderate, not to mention comment banning the meme author or even unfeaturing the meme. But anyone can make a string of alts just for the sake of trolling. Most trolls aren't quite that pathetic.

Hmm, so I will be dead

If someone doesn't want to hear you, they're probably not worth talking to anyway.

no.

the reason why is so that ppl can troll horny mf'ers like you.

Trolls vote to continue to allow trolling. There's the f**king shock of the century. 🙄