Send me a number

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I have a lot but in 4th grade I was playing tag with a bunch of kids at recess and I asked if a certain kid was playing (I f**king hate this kids guts, he still goes to school with me) and they said no so I played with them. After like 15 minutes I get tired and sit with some of my friends on this little play structure area and the kid that I hate comes up to us and out of the 4 other girls sitting with me he grabs my cooch and like squeezes it or smth, says "tag, you're it" and then walks away

EW THATS DISGUSTING SORRY THAT HAPPENED

yep
funny thing is the school counselor blamed me for not knowing he was gonna do that

What the hell how the f**k is their logic

she was a fatass public school worker. she has no logic

she also thought I was anorexic from 2nd-4th grade so woo hoo

Oh I’m sorry

it's fine
not like she knows anything about lack of weight considering her circumstances (I don't hate fat people I swear)

EW WTF THATS HORRENDOUS WTFF

pookie you already know this story

38

If I had to choose a female one probably melanie martinez cause I've loved her for years
If it was male either eminem or bruno mars cause I love them sm

1, 18, 13, 14, 18, 28, 35, 38

1. 5'1"
18. If you drew me (idfk)
13. Too many (you're on there though)
14. Single and my ass ain't never gonna mingle
28. Men.
35. I have a lot but maybe oreo
38. What I said to Braxton

Haha short 🫵

shut the f**k up

I’m kidding I’m sorry 😿

it's alr pookie

SHORT ASS AHAHAHAHAHAH

with all due respect
shut the f**k up

with all due respect

ill shut the f**k up when you can reach the top shelf in the pantry

your ass CANNOT be talking 😭🙏🙏

SHUT THE UP

TUCK IN YOUR LIP

NAH PURPLE I HAVE TO CARRY YOU SO YOU CAN REACH THE FREEZER

i can reach the freezer in my house just fine

sureee

im srs

LMFAOOO COME IN CLUTCH

shut up you still short <3

shut the f**k up

i know I'm messing with you lmao

PURPLE YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

YES I DID MF AHAHAHAHAHAH

AIN'T NO WAY

<333

YOU'RE DONE

ILL BE DONE WHEN YOU CAN SIT IN A CHAIR AND YO FEET CAN TOUCH THE GROUND

not the nickname

ily

lyt bbg

BRO STOP

im sorry dinky ily <3

I deadass thought you were like tall asf

HOW?

IDK I JUST DID LMAO

HOW TALL DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA BE?

I THOUGHT YOUD AT LEAST BE TALLER THAN ME (IM 5'8"

BUDDY WHAT THE F**K IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD?

bro the only tall people in my close family is my mom and brother

YOU ONLY JUST REALISED???

Damn

UH HUH SURE

NUH UH

YUH HUH
I SAID WHAT I SAID AND I'M NEVER WRONG

BRUHHHHH

we tried but he said soccer is better which is true but if you're tall just do it smh

football*

YOU CAN TAKE THAT UP WITH THE LAW IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE

I LIVE IN AMERICA BUDDY

I WILL SAY SOCCER

GRRRRRRR

nah nah nah law is running

I'm gonna touch you

OH NO HE'S A FURRY

you can't
you're in scotland

WELL NOW ESPECIALLY

like this man got the f**king 6'1" height and doesn't even play basketball

LMAOOO

persuade him to do basketball