(TW: just.. ew…)Sick owned by Josiah but you already knew that

lauren’s about to break the f**king window, THEN sick’s cock.

"siiiIIIIIICCCKKKKKK!!!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR 🐂!!"

then she’s gonna be in for a rude surprise because uh…sick malice…you know….

I want like a blurry image of Luigi being shocked with the caption saying in all caps CUM as a reaction image

real

YES
THANK YOU ELFFINGERER

I would
personally

guys can we kill sick by magically making him lactose intolerant, locking him in a room and releasing evaporated milk into the room

The MILKENING

MILK GAS

Yes

also dont worry lauren, they're just playing irl splatoon and the match is getting really intense

"oh ok :D"

Also DEATH TO SICK

"...oh. Sorry."

"..it's fine. I'm unbelievably furious, I'm just holding it in"

"Ugh, F**K... I'm having some real violent thoughts right now."

"they've been running around in my head since I saw that."

"...I gotta go throw up... I'll be right back..."

"..oh, man.."

(Lauren walks off to the bathroom.)

*Mr just worries for her*

(Her vomiting sounds painful.)

*He bites his knuckle*

"Ugh..."

"Are you alright?"

"Y-yeah... owww..."

"oh, man..."

"Nnnh... I actually don't think I'm alright..."

"..do you need water or something..?"

"I don't think I could get it all the way in if I drank it right now..."

"..oh...what do you need?"

"...I need your comfort..."

*he hugged her gently*

"Hey Mr, umm, what does this tweet mean?"

"...
...lemme ask you something, do you know where sick lives?"

"...no? Why?"

"..*sigh*...I don't know if there is an easy way to tell you what this means..."

"...huh...?"

"...ohhhh I don't wanna tell youuu you don't wanna knowww.."

"Well now I'm curious! Please tell me!"

*he looks at her sadly*

"...wh-what...?"

"..*ssiiiggghhhhh*...it means violent [[6]].."

"OH I'M GONNA HURT SOMEBODY ALRIGHT."

"I wanna go on a rampage as much as you, ok? But we have no idea where this guy is."

"I'LL FIND HIM. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES. I'M GONNA WIPE HIS MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE F**KING PLANET."
(Mr has never seen Lauren even close to this angry. Ever.)

"I want this man D E A D but you need to CALM DOWN before you cause more property damage and hurt yourself by mistake."

(Her face is red, but not because of blushing.)

"Please. If you calm down, we can come up with a plan, and THEN we can kill Sick."

"I'm so f**kin' mad... I think I might throw up..."

"..I know..."

"When I find that bastard, I'm gonna..."
(Lauren proceeds to go into horrifying, gruesome detail on how she's gonna make Sick regret his actions. Mr has never seen this side of her. Ever.)

".. you're scaring me a bit.."

"N-not too tight..."

*some how even gentler*

"...thank you..."

"..im sorry you had to see that.."

"N-not your fault..."

"..i want that guy gone."

"I want him more than just gone."

"I want him to S U F F E R"

"I want him tortured."

*he took a step back and hunched over, with black spikes very visibly poking out from under the bag*
"I want him to R∅T ∆|\|D FË$T3R."

". . ."

"I'd absolutely lost my [[@#&$]] right now I wasn't trying so hard not to."

(After a moment of pure silence, Lauren starts crying.)

"..oh, I'm sorry, this is why I didn't wanna tell you.."
*He gives her a hug*

"Why Lian...? Why is everyone like this towards him...?"

"..I... I don't know.. I'm so sick of it.."

(Her breathing starts to get heavy.)

"hey, hey, calm down, take deep breaths.."

(She punches a nearby wall and leaves a large hole in it surrounded by cracks. The wall is brick.)

"H-hey, calm down before you hurt someone!"

*if I wasn't