it’s 1:30 in the morning and watching family guy with my cousin

Saike: Hey I might know that guy

Supernova: You’ve seen that guy? Yeah, I wonder where he is…

Saike: Oh, hey

Supernova: Hi. How’s it going?

Saike: Fine, I see you're busy

Supernova: Not really. Uhh… i’ve kinda been stabbed in the stomach a few hours ago by a machine hell-bent on killing me… *he lifts up his chestplate to show the wound*

Saike: Oh, shit that sucks

Supernova: How’s your uhh… missing arm?

Saike: Eh, its not really different

Supernova: You think it’ll ever get replaced? I know a guy who got a robotic arm.

Saike: I have my own ways

*a crystallized blood arm sprouts from his stump*

Supernova: Interesting… that could definitely come in handy sometime.

Saike: I dont do it al the time because it takes a lot of focus and energy

Supernova: Want to know what also takes a lot of focus and energy?

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…women.

Saike: Haha, I wouldn't know, I haven't really been in a relationship

X: Ay, he's wanted too

Hey Lois remember when I was in bossfights

Matt: is.. is this a stage 5 alcoholic?

Rizu: im still waiting to find a wanted poster of me -_-

Supernova: Uhh… maybe you can murder a family of 6?

Rizu: well I've already brutally killed a leader of a Russian organization, and I mutilated the face of supposedly a Kitian leader

Sex: 222lbs
What the f**k

sex is male, weight is 222

Yeah, you messed up

Saike: Wow, 222? You’re pretty old

you’re misreading it
his sex is 222
so i’m assuming he has a body count of 222

Saike: That’s it?

Supernova: Yeah. Over billions of years, I could have done better, but I don’t really want to actually start a family. It would be too sad seeing them all die, knowing that i’ll outlive all of them.

Saike: Just get with a god or smth

Supernova: …wasn’t that your plan?

Saike: Yea

I’m still waiting on that guy behind the 4th wall to make a date story for me and her