I'm trying to get all three starters. It's pretty damn slow though

In what Pokémon

Violet

Are you surprise trading?

No I'm breeding meowscarada with a ditto and hoping I get fuecoco or the duck one.

I saw somewhere that breeding a starter can give starters of the other two types

Huh

“The duck one” LMAOOOO

Where did you hear that!? It's not true mate

B R U H

Like why the hell would that be true 💀
I would have the entire starter set a few times over if it were true

So I need friends to get all three 🥲

You can get em through surprise trades or Pokemon home

BUt I cAn'T GeT oNE

It's real easy to make one dude 💀

Nice argument, but I have
✨personal reasons✨

Okay 💀

If that requires Internet connection I can't do it.

I don't have a Nintendo account :(

You don't have to pay to make a Nintendo account, it's the Nintendo online membership you have to pay for, it's only 20$ a year so pretty cheap

To be fair though, in a game where THIS somehow works, you can see why I thought a cat could make a duck.

But it can't with a ditto

I don't have that either -_-

It's fine, though you kinda need a Nintendo account to download Pokemon home

Wait, so it can work?

What do I need for it?

You need the final evo of Quaxly and Meowscarada

BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET QUAXLY???

Surprise trades
Quaxly is the duck btw

But I can't trade for it :(

Then get a Nintendo account lol

Bro I've been playing Pokemon all day today

Which one

Violet

Why does everyone have violet?

Because it's the better version lmao

What’s better about it

The paradoxes? The professor? The legendary?

Because PURPLE

THATS YOUR ONLY REASON??1?!?!?!?!

YES

ATHXHCRXSFHKRCBHSEUKOVFDAZVNUJGUHGUVUBHHBBHHH

some kid in my grade named Jaxon gets bullied every day because he’s a pokémon fan (kids assume he wants to like f**k the pokémon and buy fursuits and stuff)

They’re losers

i mean he’s not exactly nice either

he’s the kind of kid to say they’re going to commit suicide after one bad thing happens

Oh

Well they shouldn’t bully him about Pokémon, they should bully him about that

/j

*/srs

Does he just suck?

nah the */srs to your /j was a /j on its own

Oh ok