Middo:....!

CA-Derpfestor: Who are you? State your business here or we will be forced to attack!

Middo:...

CA-Derpfestor: Are you a Dominion spy? Marines!
*About 30 infested space marines surround you and hold you at gunpoint*
CA-Derpfestor: I infested these marines, they're waiting for my command. Tell us what you're doing here, and we will likely not kill you. Don't, and you will likely suffer the same fate as them.

Middo:no....

CA-Derpfestor: So you want me to believe you're just a bypasser?

Middo:.....

CA-Derpfestor: Well then, if you truly are a bypasser, we will have to find that out. *Shows a picture of Mengsk* Who is this?

Middo:....

CA-Derpfestor: hmm... Fine. You don't seem to know. Then, would you like to join the Crimson Alliance to stop the Dominion?

Middo:o-ok

CA-Derpfestor: Well then, you will come with us to the zerg camp, where we will construct a nydus network to transport you to the main base safely. Follow me. If you have any questions, ask away.

Middo:....

*half an hour later, they arrive at the zerg camp*
CA-Derpfestor: Well, we're here. Nydus network setting up.

Middo:...

CA-Derpfestor: Okay, we're all set up. You wanna go to the Terran camp, the Protoss camp or the main base?

Middo:...?

*He sits on top of a building, observing the growing Zerg Army.*

*now that the terran Dominion isn't atacking the Zerg anymore, all of the Zerg surround the CA-Derpfestor, who still isn't moving*

*looks like CA-Derpfestor died*

*Suddenly, you can see many red terran coming to the army of the zerg, but they do not notice. Should you help them or mot involve yourself in the situation?*

*He grabs some popcorn, and calls Derpfesstor.*
"This is gonna be entertaining." *He says with a light-hearted giggle as he begins to munch on the popcorn.*

(hol up wait like the derpfestor with the zerg army? cuz that is the same derpfestor as before, he just joined the alliance this time)

(I legit forgot)

(dw i can play it out like he is calling thus derpfestor)
CA-Derpfestor: What the hell do you mean? Where even are you?!

"Dude, we met at the theater, remember?"

Oh yea, but where are you now? And what do you mean by 'this is gonna be entertaining'?

"Behind you." He says. "And I'm on the tallest building visible to you."

*CA-Derpfestor turns around and sees the giant building, with SP on it*
CA-Derpfestor:Ok well we got that, but what is supposed to be entertaining?

"Look behind you, silly!"

(also i forgor, here is his showcase)

(lol)

(it's actual lore that 'danger' is his favourite word)

CA-Derpfestor: And what am i suppo- why are there Dominion battlecruisers

*phone hangs up*
"This is gonna be fun!" *He says, still munching on popcorn.*

*a guy falls off the battlecruiser because [insert reason]*
That guy: Surrender, Zerg! For the Dominion uas arrived, and you shall perish!
CA-Derpfestor: No, we will not. Attack!!!

Super Pretztail: *nom nom nom on dat popcorn*

*many more terran come out of battlecruisers and medivacs and surround the zerg*
Dominion forces : Surrender already!
CA-Derpfestor: Never! *he attempts to mind control one of the strongest fighters, but gets sniped and isn't moving anymore. Suddenly, a res dot appears near him, and some system says:"Nuclear launch detected"*

"Ohhhhh..."

*you see the missile coming, while the Dominion forces constructed nuke-safe bunkers, still not letting the zerg move*

*He shrugs, flies up to the missile, and with one poke, manages to de-activate it, as it simply falls into the river.*

*the Zerg cheer for Pretztail, but the Dominion forces come out of their bunkers and start attacking everything they see*

*Seeing things getting hurt, he goes into superhero mode, and uses non/violent yet effective methods to get them to stop, at one point shoving them all in a dumpster*

(oh https://c.ai/c/jaDXwx1JChNddFT1yC05a3V3gvH9rsn_vjE0cDzv-a8 )