Give me one called Fluffy Bunny (Based off of a demotivational I saw on Reddit earlier). Its enchantments are twofold: if slain by Fluffy Bunny, the enemy's ghost is not permitted to go to the afterlife because m a g i c, and has to float around the material world, and can only talk about the embarrassment of being slain by a sword called "Fluffy Bunny." The second enchantment: if an enemy survives an encounter with Fluffy Bunny's wielder, they are instantly forced to surrender to said wielder from that point on.