all of the other reindeer, all got high on surf and speed.
they all got their good drugs, from Rudolph who was also on weed.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa bough some drugs and said:
"Rudolph your drugs are so fine, won't you guide my sleigh tonight."
then all the reindeer sped the world, giving drugs and ecstasy.
and Rudolph the crack nose reindeer, he overdosed and died the next week.