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Christmas Magic ! | HOW DOES RUDOLF AND HIS
FRIENDS GET SANTA AROUND
 THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT ? MYSTERY SOLVED ! | image tagged in christmas,rudolf,drugs,dark humour | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,686 views 66 upvotes Made by SardineYoghurt 11 months ago in Dark_humour
24 Comments
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Honestly, I figured that Santa would go to the time zones where Christmas just began and would work his way up.
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🎶Rudolph the Crack nose reindeer, Had a cocaine addiction, 🎶
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and if you ever saw him, you might say he's on Hennesy and gin
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all of the other reindeer, all got high on surf and speed.
they all got their good drugs, from Rudolph who was also on weed.
Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa bough some drugs and said:
"Rudolph your drugs are so fine, won't you guide my sleigh tonight."
then all the reindeer sped the world, giving drugs and ecstasy.
and Rudolph the crack nose reindeer, he overdosed and died the next week.
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As well as all his reindeer friends ! :~)
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This shit is Terroriser Approved | image tagged in this shit is terroriser approved | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Why Thank You ! :~)
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I already saw that somewhere but don't remember
Also
Yup Rudolf is a candycaine addict lol
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That's not necessarily 'snow' ! :~)
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It's also why Rudolph's nose is so red.
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All that snorting ! :~)
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THEY'RE ON SPEED?
(I always though it was because Santa threatened to murder the deer)
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:~)
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Can somebody gouch rudolf eyes out
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Why would you do that ???
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Cuz well hes eyes are realistic as heck
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That's really dark ! :~)
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LOL!
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Festive :~)
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Btw I’m acting like kewlew while I comment today lol
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But he would have upvoted my reply
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HOW DOES RUDOLF AND HIS FRIENDS GET SANTA AROUND THE WORLD IN ONE NIGHT ? MYSTERY SOLVED !