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Jonathan's Christmas, Part 2

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Jonathan rubbed his eyes. It must've been a hallucination or something, he thought. He started to close his eyes when a chilling wind blew over him. He looked up and saw...
"Montie?"
"Wrong," said the Montie-like being. It looked like Montie, but entirely black-and-white like an old photograph. "I am the monster Krampus told you about. I am the Montie of Christmas Past."
Jonathan rubbed his eyes again to make sure he wasn't dreaming. The Montie of Christmas Past was still there.
"Why are you here?" Jonathan asked.
"I'm here to do you some good," Past Montie said. "Follow me."
With that, she walked straight through a wall. Jonathan, seeing nothing better to do, followed her. He was surprised to be able to walk through the wall, and to find himself in a completely different room.
The architecture was that of Earth, with lots of Christmas decorations around the room. Around a Christmas tree in the center, a man, a woman, and a baby boy were sitting.
"I don't remember this," Jonathan said.
"Of course you don't, silly!" Past Montie told him. "You were just a little baby!"
Aha! Now Jonathan noticed that the man was his father, Gabriel (before the submarine crash made him into Gingerbread Man) and the woman was his mother, Jessica. Which meant that the baby...
"It's me," Jonathan gasped.
"This all happened in the past," Past Montie said. "They can't see or hear us."
Jonathan watched as Gabriel gave a small present to the baby. Jessica unwrapped it, revealing a Christmas ornament that said "Jonathan Stantz's 1st Christmas."
Jonathan, despite himself, felt a tear welling up in his eye.
"Come," said Past Montie. "We have another Christmas to see."
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In a swirl of mist, Jonathan found himself in a different place. The air traffic control office of Saltu's military hangar. Sitting in a chair, typing furiously on a holographic computer, was 17 year-old Jonathan.
"I remember this!" Jonathan said. "I used to work at the hangar."
Captain Arianna Dorado walked in and tapped Past Jonathan on the shoulder.
"Come on, Jonathan," she said. "It's Christmas Eve! Save your progress and let's set up the Christmas party!"
"Alright!" Past Jonathan said.
Past Montie sped up the scene. Now, there was a Christmas party in the hangar, already in full swing. Dirkalfs were on the dance floor, eating snacks, and examining the spacecraft that were on display.
Jonathan spotted his past self on the dance floor, with a Dirkalf girl.
"Eclipse," he breathed lightheartedly.
"Good evening, dear," Past Jonathan said to her.
"Such a lovely Christmas party," Eclipse told him. "I wish it would never end!"
Past Jonathan took her into a ballroom dance position. "With you in my arms, Eclipse, it never will!"
Eclipse giggled. The two of them danced around the floor, while Jonathan watched longingly from nearby.
"We have one last Christmas to see," Past Montie told him.
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In another swirl of mist, Jonathan stood in one of Saltu's streets. He instantly recognized this place.
"No," he said. "No, no. Please, Past, I don't want to see this Christmas!"
"Watch," Past Montie demanded.
Jonathan was forced to witness the scene in front of him. Past Jonathan, now one year older, was running after Eclipse.
"Please, dear, tell me what's going on!" Past Jonathan.
Eclipse turned on him. "What's going on? WHAT'S GOING ON?! I'll tell you what's going on! You hate Christmas now!"
"I don't -" Past Jonathan began. "I - I'm older now. Christmas just isn't what it used to be for me anymore. I -"
"No," Eclipse said, wheeling away from him. "You haven't only rejected Christmas. You've rejected me. I can tell in your eyes that you don't truly love me anymore."
"We were young," Past Jonathan defended. "We started dating a while ago. You can't expect -" All of a sudden he realized what he was saying.
"Oh," Eclipse said. "So even you think our romance was too old to last? Well then, that's apparently the only thing we agree on!" She growled and stormed away down the street.
"Stop her!" Jonathan yelled to his past self, even though he knew Past Jonathan couldn't hear him. "You idiot! Stop her!"
He turned to Montie of Christmas Past. "Take me home! I don't want to see any more!"
A swirl of mist, and Jonathan was back in his own bed. Montie of Christmas Past was nowhere in sight. Shocked and hyperventilating, he decided to drift back off to sleep.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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(Yes, Eclipse and Jonathan canonically broke up)
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Not an Ebenezeer Scrooge story
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Totally not
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Next thing you know he's gonna go live on some mountain for 60 years
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