Rotisserie (spOoOOoOooKy edition)

I bet he gives GUNS to CHILDREN😱

https://voca.ro/1n2xEw8MnvtE

don't ask why it sounds like i'm in a public bathroom

What's wrong with my brain today 💀💀💀💀😭😭

I read, "Santa is going to have a thick Russian accent," but my mind said, " Santa is going to be a THICK Russian guy."

LMAOOOOOO
that too-

Bro image seeing santa, and the first thing you see is his BIG JUICY, MAGNIFICENT, JIGGLY. JOLLY AH ASS

like a bowl full of jelly if you will

Lore accurate santa

https://voca.ro/1inf6pAAWJri

Cory gets coal

"Oh thanks Santa! ...wait. the f**k is that supposed to mean."

I mean the north pole is close to Russia

Russia 🇷🇺

https://voca.ro/1n2xEw8MnvtE
https://voca.ro/1inf6pAAWJri

Thanks for the gun Santa… I asked for 5 foot tall Garfield plush- but this will do I suppose…

https://voca.ro/1lrF88hJeb1D

Yayyy! Merry Christmas Santa!

yes

AS he always should be-

https://voca.ro/1inf6pAAWJri this is Santa's voice in my canon and you can't stop me

It's mine now too-
Who tf did Santa give coal tho-

littel cartoon man.
did you not hear him?

Nope-
Well, little cartoon man knows what to do with that coal-

f**k yeah
based + jollypilled

https://voca.ro/1inf6pAAWJri

physically incapable of hearin allat for some reason🤣

it's not you, vocaroo just records me really quietly for some reason