"LOOK MARGE, I'M AN ISLAMOPHOBE BECAUSE I HAVE COMMON SENSE!"; "ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEDOPHILIA AND TERRORISM BECAUSE MUHAMMAD MARRIED A 6-YEAR-OLD, BUT JUDAISM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY BECAUSE KETUBOT 11B IN THE TALMUD SAYS IT'S OKAY TO HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH MINOR BOYS AND GIRLS LESS THAN 3-YEAR-OLD!"