Oh boy.
There are around 170000 seperate words in the English language. The average sentence is about 20-30 words long. This makes the amount of permutations of 170000 unique words into sentences of let's say 20 words 405,969,139,431,585,912,148,404,329,109,270,809,255,557,745,012,150,258,404,724,474,973,356,447,569,021,083,582,210,258,040,258,560,000,000.
That's not factoring in "proper" English, but that would take a very advanced computer that isn't in my head or on my desk.
Out of 405,969,139,431,585,912,148,404,329,109,270,809,255,557,745,012,150,258,404,724,474,973,356,447,569,021,083,582,210,258,040,258,560,000,000 different possible sentences of 20 words, none of them express how much I want to beat you to death with a shovel.
