My dad is the easter bunny. For real, man. Here's how it went:
The night of Easter last year, I kept hearing these weird noises coming from outside my bedroom. I quietly snuck out of my room to see what it was. I saw my dad filling hundreds-- and I mean HUNDREDS-- of Easter Baskets with easter grass and jelly beans! After he finished each one, he open a hole in the floor, dropped the basked down the hole, and closed it back up. I watched for about five minutes, then went back to bed so he didn't see me.