Nah, he'd be more like: "Well you both do a very good job at being nice people, and that's what's important, because without nice people, the world would be a sad place. So instead of trying to be nicer than one another, how about continuing to be nice to other people? That way we remember why we're being nice in the first place! Is it really better if you're being kind to someone, but thinking about yourself?"
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