What would you do if this mf was in your bed

get tf outta my bed riley

nuh uh

Oh

"Sir what the f**k are you doing in my house"

Um excuse me what the actual f**k are you doing in my house

I would shoot him in the head and dismember his corpse and mail his body parts to his family members

Because I am a silly goofy goober

Smae

Interesting

they won't find your corpse. I need my eepy.

Oh

I see

may i suggest the Benelli M4

w h a r

"Um.. hi????"

eepy

"Ok, sleep then. It might not be to comfortable though."

Why

🧍 "The bed kinda sucks. I'm broke."

Oh well
*sleeps*

Meanwhile me who walked to my living room downstairs: 📺🧎

Damn 😢

Dw I put the TV audio in my off brand airpods

I'm lonely now 😔

What'd you want me to do, watch you sleep? 💀

Idk. .
😔

bitch i’m getting in bed

O o p

Let you stay round

Fair enough