What would you do if this mf was in your bed

Oh

get tf outta my bed riley

nuh uh

"Um.. hi????"

eepy

"Ok, sleep then. It might not be to comfortable though."

Why

🧍 "The bed kinda sucks. I'm broke."

Oh well
*sleeps*

Meanwhile me who walked to my living room downstairs: 📺🧎

Damn 😢

Dw I put the TV audio in my off brand airpods

I'm lonely now 😔

What'd you want me to do, watch you sleep? 💀

Idk. .
😔

may i suggest the Benelli M4

w h a r

I see

they won't find your corpse. I need my eepy.

Oh

I would shoot him in the head and dismember his corpse and mail his body parts to his family members

Interesting

Because I am a silly goofy goober

Smae

🥀

This was me at peak corniness I wouldn’t do that bruh 💔

"Sir what the f**k are you doing in my house"

Um excuse me what the actual f**k are you doing in my house

Let you stay round

Fair enough

bitch i’m getting in bed

O o p