AN IMGFLIP CHRISTMAS STORY BY KEWLEW; Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' Imgflip,
Not a creature was stirring, not the geeks nor the hip;
The memes were submitted to the fun stream with care,
In hopes that on the front page their meme would be there;; The Pedo's were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of children danced in their heads ,
And Mama in her 'kerchief, and Dad in his cap,
Had Blocked all the trolls before their long winter's nap-; When out on My phone there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the closet I flew like a flash,
I opened the baggie, and Lit up my stash. The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow,
Gave the luster of midday to objects below;; When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and a 12 pack of beer.
With a little old driver, so drunk he saw two,
I knew in a moment it must be Kewlew.
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