I have plenty! Some include:
"Insert cash or select payment type."
"Thank you for shopping at Walmart."
"F**king dumbass."
"Oh my godd....."
"[out of context phrase] [pause] bottom text."
"you're retarded tbh."
"What's wrong with me..."
"What's the meaning of life?"
"You're a snowflake, deadass."
"[claps with the rhythm of the syllables] h o m o s e x u a l."