fair arguement however shark

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We're having shark fin soup tonight boys!

It's not a crime if I can make my explanation rhyme

You see, this creature, some would smash
Pictures like these, many have a stash
Instead, those places you should crash
Their skulls, you should bash

You see, it's not against the law
It would love to kill you in a brawl
So you could say it's self defense
My punishment should not be immense

My intent is not to kill
But those fins belong on a grill
How can it be murder if they live?
It wouldn't hurt to have a shiv

And don't say it's still a crime
Because just give me some time
Let me tell you another thing
An interesting question I shall bring

How can you tell if they are smart?
It's measured intelligance is similar to a walmart
Sentience is not a feature it contains
So what's wrong with consuming it's remains?

A deer, I can hunt
So let me be blunt
How is inhumane my feature
If it's just another creature?

You have a point, but let me say
Sentience can be a little gray
So let me tell you how it's not a crime
In a nice little rhyme

May I not eat a chimp
Instead of some shrimp
Because they can talk
But many can eat them like hawks

Don't you know?
That you can't know
what makes the brain go round

Trust the process, Let 'er go
So that you may watch them live and grow

Why eat her when you got food
watch the crowds come and boo

The brain inside her got the power
maybe you tryna kill 'cause it makes you cower

what if she'll make the cure
for the thing that kills the poor
or maybe she's got the awnser
for the problem we call cancer

The brain is capable of many things
saving the world or makin' chicken wing

The knowledge of life and power
gets us to what's our's
now go off and kill no soul
at least the ones that know their home

I say;
it's ok if they wander around
not knowing what they're doing
killing for ground
They'll kill their family and friends too
and that's how you know in the end that they ain't thinkin' nothing, boo

You beat me in poem-making

I'm defeated

gg

That's why you don't mess with the master.
Try me again and I'll go faster
Now go home and beat your meat
and maybe i'll be able to cheat
the game we play day and night
how we stop them gruesome fights.

And before you reply
I said a little lie

Chimps can't really say words
But I can put them in curd

Killing an animal with the intention to eat it isn't illegal unless you don't have a license or it's an endangered species.

Sure I would like you to go to any countries rulebook/laws and tell me where it says talking animals are endangered

Ah, and assuming it's not endangered.

Dinner time :)

I'm eating sharkfin soup anyways, murdering abominations is the least I can do for mankind

And? Food is food

Le tail is not an argument

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