I found this on Pinterest :D

I cook him,
"IT'S RATATOUILLE!"
and "HIS NAME IS REMI DUMBASS!"

once kept a cockroach in my bathroom for a week and named it: Spot. They were very chill and loved the bathroom mirror. crossed the line when it started to crawl on my clothes and stuff.

WHAT YA COOKIN THIS TIME ?

accurate

I'm AroAce and that is exactly what I would say lol

I threaten him with a knife and cook him

I cook him?

I threaten it with a knife, Say it's ratatouille AND cook him

Oh and give him cheese

OH, AND SAY HIS NAME IS REMI

why did i cook ratatouille after threataning him with a knife-

I give a cheese treat two times,trap him and trow it out the window and treaten him with a knif*

bi but i wood ratatoie

As someone who is agender, poly, and pan.... I'm all except agender and poly