10 black slaves jumping on the bed
The north set them free and the south ends up dead
9 Mathew Perry’s jumping in the bed
One gets addicted to drugs and ends up in a jacuzzi dead
8 humans jumping on the bed
Jeffery dahmar got hungry and all of them are dead
7 Americans jumping on the bed
The trees start speaking Vietnamese and all of em end up dead
6 people from Japan jumping on the bed
One sun turns into two and 11 million end up dead
5 little hitlers jumping on the bed
One fails art school and 6 million end up dead
4 Ukrainians jumping on the bed
One russian shows up and all of them lose their head
3 good American presidents jumping on the bed
America invented guns so now all of them are dead
2 little towers jumping on the bed
One plane shows up and everyone ends up dead
1 Gaza hospital jumping on the bed
Hamas shows up and all the kids are dead
if you want something out of the box id recommend talking about the atrocities committed in the russian labor camps (the gulags), and how the use effected the country as a whole