He is faster than super Sonic when that bell rings

XD

Exactly

Lol

Lol

Lol (chain timeeee!)

Lol

Bro my skinny ass be dashing across the school for lunch

(I want to beat the kid in the wheelchair)

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Skull ☠️

Skull

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I be hearing a big rumble behind me and look to see a army of obese children full speed at me because im in their way of feasting on chicken and fries

Frfr

lol

Lol

botw spawn medallion💀

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Coke ambassador

Yes

Then i summon the entity called "Bully"
Type: Food stealer
Dmg: 1000
cooldown: 2.7
DPS:1000

wouldn't that be 370.4 DPS?

XD

He will steal all the fat kids food

Lol

I am quite thin yet this is me

Same

same (chain?)

Same

Nice

Whomst has summoned the almighty bigtime chungus hugeness

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He would be at the cafeteria in 15 zeptoseconds

EXACTLY

i looked it up- the smallest unit of time currently measurable is 247 zeptoseconds. This guy's running faster then is physically measurable.

Next time the lunch bell rings he’d probably be there before Planck time can count itself

By he i mean Caseoh

F A C T S

Fax

this is adorable

True

true