Angy sad Rizu emoji by Pearlfan23

Interitus: *states every swear, slur, and disrespectful term known to mankind*

Rizu isn't really like that anymore :/

Interitus: Interesting. Would you like to see the decomposing corpse of your cat?

Rizu: I WILL F**KING MURDER YOU.

Interitus: I’ll have you know i’ve already murdered 36 alternate universe clones of you.

And had intercourse with two, but that’s unrelated

Lay: Holy shit what the f**k

Man thats messed up

Interitus: I had no idea what I was doing.

Lay: *thinks back to girlay*

Please don't tell me there's a universe with that

Interitus: (gets real close to Lay’s ear) This IS the universe where that happens. It hasn’t happened yet.

(he’s lying but you don’t know that lmao)

Lay: You don't know the future

but if it is who does it

(Interitus leaves without saying another word)

Lay: NOOOOO

Rizu: wha-

Interitus: Did you forget i’m not from this universe? I’ve seen many possible outcomes on how my life can go.
Although none of them involve me finally finishing what I started.

Rizu: I thought you were just like from another planet but holy shit

Interitus: I will not hesitate to end all life in the multiverse… but first I must end the life of one individual. One individual who is unique to the multiverse. One who only has one variation of themselves…

Rizu: …how can I be more like you

Interitus: It’s hard. Over 2,000 years of trial, error, pain, and the dying screams of 4 year old children.

Rizu: okay…?

Interitus: Have you seen him? (holds up a detailed drawing of Supernova)

Rizu: well good thing Dryads have an extraordinarily long lifespan

Interitus: *hands her this explosive thingy* Stuff this inside someone’s mouth, and it’ll just make some human fireworks.

Rizu: never seen him, but I would like to inform you that I am apart of a race that helped create life and it is kinda sorta my job to make sure life still exists, I think anyway, my mom doesn't tell me much about our race :P

Interitus: Interesting

Rizu: now of you don't mind I'm gonna beat the shit out of a cat

Interitus: I-I don’t normally do this but… can I come?

I like beating the shit out of things

Rizu: oke! *nearby is a bank getting robbed, Rizu stuffs the explosive in the robber’s mouth*

(unnecessarily gory scene commences)
(also i gotta go to sleep now cuz it’s midnight)

Rizu: 1) sure 2) are you hitting on me?

Interitus: No. I do not feel the need for compassion towards other beings.

(oke then, goodnight)

Rizu: fair enough.

Interitus: Now, where is said cat? I am capable of destroying most living organisms in 2.72158 seconds in over 17 ways.

Rizu *gives Interitus an extremely detailed and accurate description of Ripley*

(interitus suddenly snaps his neck towards a precise coordinate and flies towards it at mach 6)

*12 seconds later, he returns, covered in blood and shredded organ and bone*

Astra: 📸

Rizu: …shut up

Astra: no

Pov Ripley

Yeah lmao
He is gonna feel a world of pain when she's done with him

He wont be able to feel

Exactly
He’ll be sent to the shadow realm

He'll just disintegrate

Via Thanos snap and a whole ton of punching

Yea

Asura’s wrath style

Both Rizu, Eggy, Baconcat, Fry, Sizzle, and Violet as a ghost

Will beat his ass

Hell yeah

Oh wait I forgot Astra, Collector, Hakai, Terra, Data, and Yal

Ye them too

Oh wait I forgot-