i like how your first instinct when someone asks you 'how well do you know women' is to throw one out of a helicopter

I've prob watched too many 'strong female lead' movies

relatable

Well i wish i knew what this joke was because i bet its reallly funny.

Joke is how little I know about women. Thinking they land on their feet like cats. Even more insane is that I think they'll land on their feet from a huge distance. Kinda giving the answer to the quiz question

Oh, that makes more sense.

i mean she is a pussy