Ask Mettaton Anything! (Keep it PG-13 or lower)

Hey. You’re hot. When is your show coming to HBO?

Thank you, darling! I'm afraid I won't move my show to HBO, they charge exorbitant prices and I would never subject my fans to that~

OKAY! big question! do you like papyrus?! and not in a friend way! in a romantic way!

Oh, that's one secret I'm going to have to keep, 😉. A celebrity such as me has to keep my relationships secret, darling~

RAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOO :,>

In the pacifist credits, your seen with your ex form’s legs but the everything else of the standard form, is that what happens when your switch is balanced?

Oh, Alphys had just enough time to make some small temporary adjustments, but that's a good idea~

is there anything you cant sell?
(also is blooky your employee or?)

Blooky is absolutely not my employee, they're family! (Although they do have to sign waivers and NDAs. Business is business, darling!) I can sell anything I have a copyright on, darling~

what are youre thoughts on monsters besides alphys

Oh, I simply adore my fan- I mean, monsters! Some are a little boorish, such as Alphys's girlfriend, Undyne, but most are lovely. I especially adore my cousin, Blooky, and my #1 fan, Papyrus! Shyren has a lovely voice, even though she can be a little bit shy. Even though I always talk about humans, monsters are great too~

Hey mettaton I was asking on how the fudge do you transform into short to tall. Cause as you can see I'm a short skeleton.

Well darling, I'm a robot. I can customize my size. You monsters just need to eat your vegetables~

*He would transform into a tall skeleton* What was that you said?

Oh, trying to intimidate me? *changes into box form* Try that when I have 999 DEF!

*Transforms back into short* I was just standing on top of one of my gaster blasters.

Oh, is that one of your pet guns that you carry around? I've been meaning to ask you, but would you possibly consider letting me use them in my routine? After all, they would work great as a light show~

Unless you want your stage destroyed then no

Oh, well, it was worth a shot~

But I can do make them shoot in the air while you perform.

Absolutely, just make sure you don't obliterate the VIP section~

Got it

What’s the correct answer on the pop quiz? I forgot to study…

Oh, I suppose I could give you the cheat sheet~
One of my darling fans Shayy once used the answer "hotfinenticute", which is the highest score you can get. Hope you have fun with that!

Huh… I’ll just answer with… “Ahsndiswjwjdbrkddbskdbsskdjdkdjeixjdosajwoz”

Have you considered getting stronger.batteries installed? As we know this form's energy consumption is.. inefficient.

Well, darling, Alphys has been *over-dramatic cough* "trying some new projects", but I think she just wants to focus on the Mew Mew Kissy Cutie marathon. Also, a battery like that would take up too much space in my body and make me too bulky for dancing! We can't have that, now can we, darling~

Makes sense, but I'm certain there's something that could extend battery life, with the advanvements in technology, combined with magic. Though, perhaps I wouldn't know.
Besides that. How is it that rocket thrusters are more fuel-efficient than the usage of mechanical energy to change position of joints in such a body? Hopefully you aren't tiring of my obsession of energy.

While I admire your dedication to science, I do have to admit that Alphys is the brains of this operation~ Alas, I wish I could understand, but perhaps a conversation with her would be better~

Noted. I'll take the tech geek side of me to her some other time.
Anyways, how is it that you can fulfill so many different tasks without noticeably being exhausted? Yknow, singlehandedly being entertainment for the entire underground and all.

This is what I LIVE for, darling, it's no surprise I don't tire from doing it~
(To tell you the truth, though, every time I need a recharge, I take an electricity bath and drink some battery acid)

Are you related to Optimus prime?

Is that some sort of reference I'm supposed to get? No, I don't have any robot relatives, and I only have three ghost relatives, none of which go by that name. Sorry to disappoint you, darling~

ALL UNITS BE ADVISED, ADVISED!!! I AM ABOUT TO BACKSHOT, BACKSHOT METTATON!!!! BECAUSE I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!

*transforms into box form* I'm sorry, darling, but you can't with this much defense.

NOT THE BOX, BOX!!! NOOOOOOO

I'm afraid you'll have to leave, darling~

you remind me of a certain hazbin charactor

Unfortunately, Alphys has been hogging the T.V lately, so I haven't been able to watch anything new. It's nice that you've been considering me, though~

NYEEH HEEEH HEEH oh shit i didnt mean to type that

Oh, are you imitating my #1 fan? How sweet of you, I'll have to let him know~

who said i was imitating

Oh, why hello Papyrus! I wasn't expecting to see you here, darling~

Im your #1 fan so yea nyeeh he he

Oh my... Papyrus, darling, we need to work on your glamor shots~

Paps I know you're happy to see your icon, but.. Your a little too excited and I don't think that we have an excited bone,but I can always tickle your funny bone *World destructing trumpet noises*

Come on paps Its fine if i joke around right? Also what do you call a cold skeleton?
Chilled to the bone

What do you call a very funny skeleton? Very HUMERous

Sans, save the puns for your shift at my hotel, you're torturing your dear brother~

Be careful with that paps it might hurt somebody

Ok

it has a trigger should i press it

NO PAPS IT'LL HURT SOMEBODY

Nice try