Darth Vader

This is not approved religion plus the last tiem someone said join the dark side they killed half of our army

they attacked me first

Why?

to become powerful

Look I ain't here to start a war or something I just want to stay where I am I make a good living off of what I trade and my religion is growing very quickly amazing wat a battle can do for your religion so ya

the ability to create or destroy religion is insignificant next to the power of the force

Oh ummmmmm

Umm can I just be a hermit that trades or something

i want you to join the stormtrooper squad

Uhhh seee I'm like an anarchist soooooooooooo ya

no your a soldier who is loyal to the empire

Ummm uhhh let me just see something here *pulls out a gun and blasts him I'm the face and runs away* BYEEEEE

8m not a jedi or a sith

I'm my own team

I am on my own team you know what *force jumps over the walls*

blocks and force choke her

Also I'm not a woman BYEEE

*uses force again on him and runs faster than he can react*

*flinging the commander off*

stabs her i win

IM A BOY *force jumps over the wall and escapes*

What benefits do we get like free Healthcare, a job, or what?

you get protection and you can rule imageflip