“SOME THINGS WE JUST CAN’T LET SLIDE. JOE BIDEN USED A STRAW. NOW, IF YOU’VE SEEN ME ON THE FIVE OR ON PRIME TIME, YOU’LL KNOW I RECOMMEND THAT ALL MEN REFRAIN FROM USING STRAWS. IT’S UNBECOMING THE WAY A MAN’S LIPS PURSE... ...THE SIZE OF THE STRAW IS JUST TOO DAINTY. THE WAY YOUR FINGERS CLASP ON IT. NO, COME ON. STRAWS ARE FOR WOMEN AND LITTLE KIDS.” JESSE WATTERS
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