Ask Flowey and Frisk Anything! (Keep it PG-13 or less)

Just a disclaimer, any rude answers are because I'm speaking as the character. Please don't take it personally!

frisk what do you eat if the monsters eat magic food?

*You tell them that monster food kept you going while you were in the Underground, but because you can only get certain vitamins from human food, Toriel has been learning how to make human food for you.

frisk and flowey may I ask a question whats your opinion on Bob in tem village

awww

Hey frisk Have you seen chara? She's trying to kill me because I told her a skeleton joke

Flowey: *laughing*
Frisk: *You warn the Sans clone that they probably shouldn't turn around.

I'm not a clone Mr I hate temmie- Holy SHOOT well I'll give you both a Bad time.

Frisk: *You plead for Chara to find a more peaceful solution. You really don't want to have to do another reset.
Flowey: WAIT FOR ME, CHARA!!!
Chara: I TOLD YOU I HATED PUNS.

I KNOW BUT I JUST HAD TO! I'M VERY HUMERous!!!! *VERY LOUD TROMBONE NOISES*

Frisk: *You ask Chara where in the world they got all those knives from!
Flowey: Don't worry Chara, I'll shoot friendliness pellets up his stupid trombone!
Chara: YOU DIE TONIGHT, COMEDIAN.
Tem: *monches popcorm*
Flowey: Wait a minute how did you get in he-

Get ready cause your gonna fly!

Frisk: *You beg for everyone to just calm down.This isn't worth fighting over!

Ok... Sorry Chara for telling you puns. But flowelys still flying.

Flowey: Haha it's too late, I already wrecked your trombone!

*burrows into the dirt like a coward*

Flowey: Hey, I'm not a coward! Who's narrating this?!

*the narrator feels safe behind the 4th wall*

Flowey: Oh, really? Will you be safe after THIS?

*shoots friendliness pellets*
*the narrator no longer feels safe behind the 4th wall*

*he would take flowey out of the ground and slam him all around in the snow* WAKE UP FLOWEYYYYY

Flowey: I AM AWAKE YOU SMILEY TRASHBAG!!!
Frisk: *You prepare to use the Load button.
Chara: I've got you now, comedian.

If you were to prank someone, how would you go about it?

Frisk: *You'd probably ask Sans for ideas. He's the only positive experience you've had with pranks.

Sup frisk Its me your friend sans. I heard somebody wanted to prank somebody.

Frisk: *You wait until Flowey is out of earshot before asking Sans for advice in pranking Flowey.

Oh Well I say just put some fake bugs on him or put him inside a room with Temmie.

Frisk: *You thank Sans and discreetly hand him some gold as Flowey comes back.
Flowey: ...Are you two plotting something?

Nooooo we were plotting on temmie.

Flowey: Oh, ok. Can I help?
Frisk: *You urge Sans to leave before the lie falls apart.

Oh frick I forgot to feed temmie seeya later and make sure frisk doesn't have a BONE to pick with ya. HEHEHEHEEHEHE

Frisk: *You think that was a little bit on the nose.
Flowey: Frisk, I don't know why you try being friends with that smiley trashbag. He's so annoying!

*He would throw flowey into frisks hands* Seeya.

Flowey: Ughhhhhh
Frisk: *You say bye to Sans and wave

Uuuhhhm okie- those are some different results. Now, opinions on Temmie?

Frisk: *You think Temmie is very adorable, even though they can be a bit hyper at times.
Flowey: Oh, don't get me STARTED on those annoying little things. They tried to sell me armor. Armor! For a flower! One time, one of them bit my petal. When I told them to back off, they said "Tem onlee wan to nom flower!"

Sounds precious, but I guess I'm not the one who's getting bitten.
Say, what's with the main characters lacking control over their own lives?

Chara: I have control over my life, I'm just influenced by Frisk's choices. 😎
Frisk: *You turn to glare at the 4th wall.
Flowey: ...You guys are weird.

Oh where'd you come from- uhmm
What would you say are your favorite general areas to go to (like the CORE or something)

I don't like talking about the surface.
I've always liked going to Waterfall, it's very peaceful and gives me chances to sort out my thoughts.

Flowey: I'd find out a deep, dark secret from their past and exploit it in front of everyone they care about!

have you had the time to meet mr gaster yet?

Frisk: *Who?
Flowey: Yes, *shudders*. I met him in one of my resets. He got pretty upset at me for all the murders I had committed and blasted me with one of those infernal wolf-heads.

yikes-

Flowey: I still get nervous going through Waterfall...
Frisk: *You ask Flowey why he kept following you then.
Flowey: UNIMPORTANT!

Hey Flowey, what's you LV level?

Flowey: Now we're talking! Great question! Despite what some people would tell you, LV does not remain across resets. However, I kept mental track of it until my last reset, when I wrote it down. *plops down into dirt to find the carving* My LV is... 145,673,210!

Damn, that’s crazy

If you’re in the underground with no sun… how does Flowey perform photosynthesis?

Frisk: *You're not exactly sure. It's a question you yourself has asked.

Flowey: Really? That's your question?! Ugh, you humans are ridiculous. Remember the echo flowers? They don't need the sun to grow. When you're in a mountain covered in highly powerful magic, you don't need natural things to sustain you. How did Frisk survive in the Underground without human food? Magic is just that: magic.

Who is your favorite monster in the underground (Can't be yourself, FLOWEY)?

Frisk: *You tell Spamton that he can't make you choose that! You love everyone equally!
Flowey: I hate everyone, including myself.
Frisk: *You ask Flowey which person he hates the least.
Flowey: ...Papyrus. He took a while to be annoying.

Who was annoying from the start?

Flowey: Nobody, really. I was still trying to hold on to... my old self, and so I liked everyone at first.

Who was annoying at first?

Flowey: ...That's just restating the question

I just want to know who you hated first.

Flowey: Probably the king. That old fool never did anything useful for me.