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looks f**king raw. It could use a good roasting

lol

It for look so cold it needs to be roasted

If I roast it it'd actually look eatable

lol

"The sugar on that thing looks more clumped than your grandma's scalp."
-Gordon Ramsay, probably.

Kitchen nightmares is my favorite show

I like Hell’s Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares.

Now I'm glad all Danish desert tin containers have sewing supplies

What did u cook that under, the heated argument of a comment section of a video that hinted towards Palestine?

OKAY... WHO CUMMED IN THE PIZZA CRUST!?

😂😂😂

That dessert looking like you put mayo on a pancake and then you add flour on it because you think it's the same thing as sugar

who says i have mayo?

That’s not mayo if you get my point

That's a dessert? Thought it was a medieval torture method.

blud, that looks like an undercooked sausage with the skin of Buffalo p**is, could easily be done better so it don't look like some dumbass pancake rolled up into a no dust taki

I would roast it, but I need to see it first

Gordon Ramsay would have a liver failure just from looking at it

Bro just f**ked the pizza

What even is that?

OK

It really could use it

sorry but burning garbage is a bad idea

Congratulations! I can’t believe your slug cross-bred with a sentient liver!

It’s your child then?

Someone f*cked a couple of pastry shells and then sprinkled the top with dandruff (nah but fr cannolis are the best)

looks like someone “came” in a snail and threw grandmas ashes on it

Cant
Those crepes look good

Did you heat that under the gleam of a necklace?

Did they cook it under a heated argument 🫤

That's a dessert? That looks like string cheese in a hot dog bun

I’m as much revolted at them as they are of you

Don't put mashed potatoes in a croissant and microwave it.

What did you cook this under, a 101° fever?

you need to roast it, still undercooked

Bros so poor he doesn’t have a flashlight

It needs a lot of roasting to look 0.1% edible.

I love having good s3x only to figure out the stuff im f!cking is what i cooked

It looks like you blended the Mac and cheese and sprinkled some white cheese on it

its practically alive

Your desert looks like a fleshlight

# edible fleshlight

It looks like a p**is.
Would you mind mailing it to me?

Such a unique insult omg

Me and the child in the basement can tell if you’re being sarcastic

Oh sorry I meant *cant

Bro wdym, I'm not being sarcastic, Its been a minute since I heard that type of insult

:D

That’s a dessert?