Greek god/goddess rp in the comments- I'll get to it when I get to it so don't spam

(Romance is allowed ig but not really recommended unless you're into it- Her name is Apati, it means deceit in Greek- Basic rules apply, no joke, no gacha, no bambi, no erp)

You live on Olympus, working under a high tier goddess, The Goddess of Rage and Deceit. She is nicer than most would think but very easy to make angry, working for her is like working near an active volcano and since you are a low tier god/goddess/goddexx (of whatever you choose) she treats you like a child. One day you find her sitting in her palace with a look of disgust plastered upon her face, it doesn't take long for you to figure out what's wrong.

"Its that D*MN fool Zeus...he's gone and knocked up some mortal and now Hera's on my case, she wants me to team up with Ares to start some war in the poor mouses country.."

She snickered and thought for a moment before opening her eyes and looking at you with a crooked smile...

"What do you think (name)?"

(lowtiergod reference)

(:D

The Immortal (Not really immortal, just a cool name lmao) : HAH! SEND ME THERE! I SHALL HELP ARES WITH THIS 'CONQUEST' OF HIS!

(Btw hes pretty much just Cratus)

(Kratos?
"Slow down...you mustn't run in blindly"

(Pretty much, God of strength)
The Immortal: FAIR.... fair enough....

"We need a plan.."

(Rum, a Demigod who managed to make it to Olympus serving as one of Hephaestus's apprentice smiths. A somewhat tall lad sporting a man bun, I presume he was translated one way or another under the half-time service of this goddess. Despite his best efforts to clean himself, Rum is constantly caked with coal dust and soot from the forge.)

"Uhh... yes quite the travesty."

Apati rolled her eyes, leaning her head against her hand
"Were you even listening?..."
Apati had a tendency of being extremely sarcastic
"You work as a Smith with that attention span? I'm surprised Hephaestus kept you.."

"Apologies. I was not expecting for my input to be requested..."
Rum is certainly the type of person to keep to himself, and whatever craft he may be pursuing at the moment. A lad of the arts, not well versed in social conduct.

Apati huffed and sat herself up straight, her eyes like daggers as she looked down at Rum.

"You're an important part of what we do here, as the sole Goddess of Rage and Deceit, I need somebody to help me make the more level-headed decisions. If you're not here to help you're free to leave whenever you'd like Rum, but I will not be held accountable for your inability to pay attention"

Dia was a lesser goddess of organized chaos. A demonic angel.

"I would say kill zeus, but logically speaking, just explain to Hera. Carefully."

Apati nodded and sighed, rubbing the bridge of her nose with an irritated look

"Then I need you to write up a summons for me...i'll be sending it to my elder brother Ares"

"Hey. Dia said she wanted to forge a brimstone scimitar for personal display. You cool with that?"

(Wait- Is this directed towards Apati or Hades?...I'm a tad bit slow)

(Directed towards Apati)

Apati shrugged
"Yes, just don't have it take up an entire space"

"It wouldn't. Thanks for approval."

Apati just nodded, looking out the tall window on the other side of her throne room
"do you think I could seduce Zeus then kill him'

she blurted out*

Dia snickered. "Ooh, getting cocky. That would be too easy."

Apati nodded, leaning her head on her arm
"Easy and quick, he has no self-control..."

"Yeah. You could also ounch Zeus's manhood, that would be satisfying."

Apati snickered, covering her smile with her hand

"Oh..that bring much joy to Hera I suppose but Zeus would strike me down"

"Worth it..."

"You're right...Hm"

"But im just a lesser god. Dont take my word completely."

"Correct but I chose you to work with me so I take your word with respect

"Why would you choose to work with me? Im a chaos god."

"Because i'm the goddess of rage and deceit?"

"Too easy, really. He would stab back instantly. He has to know hes in danger."

(Why are u still up? its 12:25 young (assuming) person)
Apati shrugged
"Maybe, maybe not...he's a sucker for anything with enough curves"

(time zones)
"Then i could volunteer..."

(yea- That makes sense in my tired mind)
Apati d*mn near choked on air
"Y-You would?..."

"Yeah."

"How though? He's revolting"

"It just makes the rewarf all the much merrier."

"True..make sure you're safe about it"

"Okay."

"When will you do it"

"I could go in a few hours. I would need a bit of a better wardrobe, this toga isnt really that... attractive."

"Go into my room...the closet should have what you need"

"Okay! Be back in.... Hopefully not tommorow."

Apati nodded and smiled weerily

Around 10 hours later after she said that, you found her slumped on her small throne, just... silent. Unlike her.

Apati walked up quietly
"Dia?...Dia are you okay?"
She tapped her shoulder lightly

"Oh yeahhhhhh."

(Lmfao)
Apati face palmed and sighed

"Anyways... where were we?"

"Chopping of Zeus's manhood"

"Ehr. Yeah, want me to go get hades to forge something?"

"Please?" Real quick"

She gives a sweet but heavily unsettling smile, suddenly fading into dust to travel.

Apati sat down in the middle of her throne room, her palms open and facing up as she began to chant, speaking directly to Hades

She looked up at Apati, then slumped her head down again.

(minor god of strength and honor)
Ritter: best not to upset goddesses, so let's get to work.

Apati nodded and smiled
"Then the first thing I need you to do is write up a summons for my air-headed brother Ares"

Ritter: I'll get it done.

Starts writing up the summon

Apati sat down on her throne quietly, her mind wandering

I finish writing the summon

"Finally...hand it over please"

What the hell is a goddexx

God: Male
Goddess: Female
Goddexx: Error.407...Gender-neutral

Why

Because i'm inclusive of others, it's actually rly simple-
Some people are gender-neutral, like me, and I don't think its fair to try and push em into a box

But like
I doubt that is a concept that would apply to a literal deity

Okay well its a rp and I never said it was going to be lore accurate so please, either rp or leave

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Sorry bsf but i've had enough of some ppl- nothing against you but ehhhh

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Yknow what, havent rped in a while, I might as well

Alr- whenever ur ready ig