JOE BIDEN IS THE MOST CONSISTENT PRESIDENT EVER! HIS CHRISTMAS TREES FAIL; HIS BIKES FAIL; HIS SPEECHES FAIL; HIS STAIRS FAIL; HIS LEGS FAIL; "Ohio... Pennsylvania... the, the, the Illinois president Don Harmon! Erm, erm erm, Martin Moylan... and we have got great leadership!"; EVEN HIS TELEPROMPTERS FAIL